Alisa's Jaw Hurts

Or This

I wish I were a better man

I just keep wanting Jarvis to like my blog as much as Alisa's but this is my only rebuttal. And its not that good.

awesome

why dana is daisy fuentes

both start with d
both look good in purple and though she doesn't date this fella, she hangs out with andrea and she dresses like this guy

she likes scarves and earings and is hispanic

she loves and crushes cities like daisy

dana has a booty

so does daisy


and today dana said her period hurt a lot and daisy is a spokesperson for endometriosis

Where are my babies, where are my babies?

Eric Millan

I love kittens. I hate humans.